You're really going to go in those clothes?
As a true ancestor, heat is nothing to me.
It's even hotter today.
Those unpleasant solar rays...
I'm a blood relative of the night,
so I should wait until the world is shrouded in darkness to go have fun.
It would be nice if that kind of day would come...
WANAWANA gutto Good hajiketeru
*Tremble* Getting much better at bursting open
angai nandai hamattenjan
You're surprisingly good at this.
hitomishiri shiteru hima ni hajimeyou!
If you've got time to be shy then lets start
tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte YEH!
making friends and playing, YEH!
ku-ru ni miete, jitsu ha chou-samishii
I may seem cool, but I'm really lonely
(mousou nara bai bai bai,
Bye bye bye to my delusions
shinyuu nara inai inai inai inai)
Friends, I've got none none none none
Nani fujiyuu naku, dakedo tarinai
I'm not lacking, but it's not enough
(riajuu kara tooi tooi tooi?
I'm so far far far from satisfaction
shinyuu nara inai inai inai inai)
Friends, I've got none none none none
zannenn doushi de atsumattara
If we gather up all those unfortunate people like us
Ah- yosou ga dekinai tenkai no
Ah- We stepped on an unexpected
shirai wo funda!
landmine of development!
SOWASOWA zettai zettai nozokitai
*Gulp* I definitely, definitely want to catch a glimpse
koukai hyakkai shitakunai tte
I said I don't want regrets
tsumannai puraido nante
That boring pride-
sutekichatte furikichatte
chop it up and throw it away
zannenn kannenn shitemitara
If you try out those unfortunate feelings
angai nandai hamattenjan
You might find out that they fit you surprisingly well
butsukatte dogimagi atte
Chance meetings with friends when we get flustered
mitsukeyou!
let's find it!
tomodachi tsukuchatte, asonjatte YEH!
Making friends and playing, YEH!
zettai zettai nozokitai YOU!
I'll definitely, definitely take a glimpse at - YOU!
sutekichatte, furikichatte YES!
Chop it up and throw it out? - YES!
doudai doudai sokontoko
What do you think? What do you think about that?
Cell Phone
Doesn't Get
Much
Incoming
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Ahh, I've been revitalized!
Bro, thank you for coming..
You're finally here, Kodaka.
This is the time I usually get here.
Why are you coming here at your normal time when it's summer vacation?
When did you guys get here?
Around 1 P.M.
When I got here, Meat was already playing a game.
Sena-anego got here a little earlier than Yozora-anego.
Everyone got here so early!
How about you, Yukimura?
I got here at 8 A.M.
If I got here after Bro, it would be reason enough to commit seppuku.
You even come to club activities prepared for that.
Here is today's food, Bro.
It's fine. I already ate lunch at home.
And anyway, I told you that you don't have to prepare me food over summer break.
Is that the equivalent of a dismissal?
I'm a useless existence to Bro.
Since it's come to this, I need to end it by committing seppuku.
W-Wait!
You're important. You're really important!
Hey, Onii-chan, are you going to eat those?
Oh, I see. She was waiting for my bentou.
Uh, Yukimura, can I give this bread to Maria?
In other words, over summer break,
I would appreciate it if you prepared food for Maria instead.
It is unbecoming to serve two masters.
What a tiresome person...
Yukimura, Maria is something like a little sister to me.
Looking after your master's little sister is not particularly unbecoming.
Maybe... No!
It would be my honor!
Little sister?
Onii-chan's little sister?
Maria-dono, under Bro's orders, from this day forth, I will take on the task of preparing your food.
Do a good job!
This is bread from the convenience store?
It looks full of additives!
It's delicious!
This looks ridiculously unhealthy.
Real men don't care about things like food additives.
Yukimura, starting tomorrow, try to prepare something healthier for Maria.
I understand, Bro.
Having a pet dog taste luxury makes it more tedious to train.
All right, I'll see you later.
So hot...
We appreciate your company, Bro.
Where are the others?
The elder sisters have yet to arrive.
Maria-dono remembered she had some duties to fulfill as a Sister, so she went back.
I see.
What about Maria's lunch?
Per your instructions, I paid attention to Maria's health and brought more nutritious food.
Protein?
Maria ate all of this?
Since Bro ordered me to do so, I forcefully fed her everything.
Are you serious?
I've come to understand Hashiba Hideyoshi's feelings when he executed Manpukumaru.
Manpukumaru?
The eldest son of Azai Nagamasa, who was overthrown by Oda Nobunaga,
had his head put on a stake at the ripe, old age of ten.
I'm sure that Manpukumaru screamed and cried like that, too.
Screamed and cried... like that...?
"I remembered something I have to do as a Sister, so I have to go back. I remembered... I remembered..."
Starting tomorrow, I'd like you to please let Maria eat something she likes without many additives.
We don't need a repeat of the tragedy of Manpukumaru.
Okay, leave it to me.
And in the end, no one came.
Thank you for your company, Bro.
Hey, why did none of you show up yesterday?
Kodaka-senpai, were you lonely because Rika wasn't here?
It's not like there's any reason for me to have been lonely.
I had things to do yesterday.
Yesterday was pretty rough for me, too.
Rough?
I was almost to the ending, so I thought I would keep going until I got to see it.
But unexpectedly, it took an extra 4 hours!
Well, it was really touching, so it's fine. Then, by the time I reached the goal with Mikane, it really...
She's talking about games.
I'll lend it to you. That way, you can play through it, too, Kodaka.
Those who don't play it are missing out on life.
After seeing the last scene, you should play it again from the beginning,
so then the connection to the last scene...
B-By the way...
What?
I think it would be a good idea to keep track of everyone's presence or absence in the club room.
That might be a good idea.
Kodaka, you said something useful!
So, how exactly are we going to do that?
Uh... what if we used an internet bulletin board?
Rejected.
An immediate rejection? Why?
With the exception of looking things up and mail-order shopping, I make it a rule not to use the internet.
Is that so?
Lately that is the case.
Before that, I used the internet quite a bit.
For some reason, I don't want to hear about it.
Thank you.
I have a bad experience, so I don't want to use an internet bulletin board, either.
Just thinking about it pisses me off.
Those people just kept trolling me.
I'll never forgive them!
Did you have a fight?
Those stupid idiots called my Natsumi a stupid brute.
There's no way I could ever forgive them.
Despite her appearance, Natsumi has plenty of delicate qualities too.
You even said "despite her appearance"....
Badmouthing Natsumi in front of me is the same as an act of war!
Unless those trolls recognize how stupid they are and apologize,
I don't have a choice but to fight until they are destroyed!
At any rate, the bulletin board is out of the question.
Well, what about that new popular SNS thing, um... Nixi?
Kodaka, you use Nixi?
In that case, invite me.
I don't use it, though.
You don't, either?
Yeah...
Yozora, do you?
Hmph, there's no reason for me to have a membership.
I don't have one, either.
I'm not a member, either.
Basically, if you don't have a real-life friend invite you, you can't join.
So we can't join Nixi, then?
But Nixi isn't the only SNS.
There are plenty more that don't require an invitation.
Um, Kodaka-senpai?
Can't we just do the standard and keep in touch with mobiles?
Mobiles... Are you talking about cell phones?
Well, yeah...
I see. Using a cell phone for some purpose other than calling home...
Rika, you're a genius!
Certainly, that sort of thing is possible...
Cell phones are not just a tool for finding karaoke spots.
Shiguma Rika, I can no longer deny your genius.
Your praise makes me very happy.
Well for the time being, shall we exchange addresses?
H-Here it is.
M-Me too!
Here it is. I got my cell phone out!
Then lets exchange addresses.
Sure.
Kodaka-senpai's phone is an astounding color; you don't see those that often.
Hm, really?
Well then, let's connect through infrared please.
I-Infrared?
What do you mean by "infrared"?
I think I heard a story about new phones being able to exchange data using infrared, but it was true?
Which is it...
Seriously?
Since when have cell phones been so advanced?
Here you go.
Y-Yukimura!?
Ah, thank you, Yukimura-kun.
Yes, I got Yukimura-kun's address!
I've got a confirmation message too.
Don't tell me the data exchange is already complete.
In such a short span of time...
Wait a minute! Kids nowadays are really different. It's really impressive.
Yes, this is the virtual generation, living in this digital society.
For them it's like a kind of game.
They're saying ridiculous things, considering we only differ in one way.
Bro has little interest in things like cell phones,
because his way of life is to live by his own strength.
Rather, I didn't think you would be able to use infrared so easily, Yukimura!
I really don't get it!
Isn't it strange for someone with no friends to know how to use that feature?
Kodaka, tell me your address. I'll register it the normal way!
Understood!
I think that would be easier, too.
Here, this is my phone number and address.
Ah, I went too far.
But what a complicated address...
Yeah, I haven't changed it since I first bought it.
Where is that character?
I got it!
Good. Now, I'll send you a message, Kodaka.
Mail... mail from my cell phone...
It arrived.
It arrived?
So this is Yozora's mail, huh?
Let's see. I think the register is...
"Mikatsuki Yoru Sora".
It's my first contact outside my family!
How do I put it? This experience is welling up inside my chest!
Really?
What about the addresses of your friends from your old school?
I didn't have them.
At my farewell party, they said, "We'll mail you".
But now that I think about it, we never even exchanged addresses.
I see. My address is the first one outside of your family.
By the way, I don't even have my family's addresses in here,
so Kodaka is genuinely my first contact!
Really?
I could have just taught them how to transfer using infrared,
but looking at how happy they are, I get the feeling that we would have missed a moment like this.
Getting so excited over a cell phone, you look like idiots.
What are you mad about?
I'm not mad!
Well, that's fine then.
Come on. Tell me your address, too.
I don't...
Hm?
I don't have a cell phone!
Oh, I see.
I'm not jealous or anything.
That's just one of those things that the stupid girls in my class, who are always laughing like, "Gyahaha", carry.
A high-class person like me doesn't need something like that.
Well, there are a lot of people in the world who don't need a cell phone.
Exactly.
I don't need a phone, let alone a cell phone.
No matter where they are, no matter what they're doing,
ignorant people should be grateful to hear my heavenly voice.
No, I think that's a bit excessive...
Yes?
It's me.
Save my phone number.
Oh, okay.
Wait a second.
Since we're already connected, lets keep talking over the phone.
Well, I guess that's fine..
Well then, let's talk about last night's dinner.
Kodaka, what did you eat?
Um, what was it...?
You guys, what does it matter what you had for dinner yesterday?
Shut up, Meat.
You can't even be quiet while others are on the phone?
What an inconsiderate piece of meat.
But cell phones sure are convenient.
You can talk even from a long distance.
In that case, go have your conversation somewhere else!
Whenever you go to club, keep in touch with your mobile phone.
Also, from now on, we can discuss plans for club activities with everyone by mail.
By the way, yesterday for dinner, I went to a shop and had Meat.
To be more precise, I had curry with chicken Meat in it.
The Meat was really tender and delicious.
What are you talking about?
It's none of Meat's business.
This store's Meat selection wasn't limited to just chicken Meat.
They also had pork Meat and cow Meat. Domestic products only, of course.
And their prices are so low that at 298 yen, one would think they can hardly make ends Meat.
Shut up with your, "Meat, Meat" already.
Stupid! Stupid!
Idiot!
Yozora, you imbecile!
Damn that stupid Meat.
You're really good at pinpointing things that Sena hates, aren't you?
I'm back.
You're quite late, aren't you, my other half?
Yeah, I'm gonna make dinner now.
My contact list doubled all at once!
Who could it be at this hour?
Yes, this is Hasegawa.
H-Hello?
What, a prank call?
Hello?
Um... Th-This is Kashiwazaki Sena.
K-Kodaka... Is Kodaka-kun there?
Sena?
Oh, is this perhaps Kodaka?
Yeah.
Stupid! You stupid...!
Don't surprise me like that. Your voice was scary, idiot!
Hey, what time do you think it is?
More importantly, Kodaka, what kind of cell phone do you have?
What kind? I think it's a normal one.
That's why I'm asking! There are a bunch of different types.
Different companies, different models...
The company is ∀Ｕ.
I'm not really sure which model it is.
Can you check right now?
Huh?
Come on!
Lets see. It's the M61b model.
∀Ｕ model M61b, right?
Yeah.
I see. Bye then.
What was that?
"I'm waiting—naked—for Kodaka-senpai to come."
"Ah, I bet senpai just tried to picture me naked."
"Senpai, you pervert."
"By the way, right now Yozora-senpai is also naked."
"As proof, I'm sending a picture of Senpai's cute, pudding-like butt."
"That last message from Rika was a picture of her arm."
"No!"
"Yozora-senpai, why are you stripping off Rika's panties?"
"No, this is too embarassing."
Kodaka, be careful. This person is a pervert.
Kodaka-senpai, Rika just discovered that she likes girls too!
Rika would probably go for anything, so long as it's erotic.
You're really energentic, aren't you?
Here is some tea.
Thank you.
Where is everyone?
They said they had plans and left.
Shall we head out, too?
Yeah...
The goddess has descended before you.
Uh, okay.
I'm going back to sleep.
What's with that disinterested response?
I wonder if you'll be able to stay uninterested after seeing this.
What do you think?
Yesterday, I asked Papa and he said I could get one.
Isn't that the same as mine?
Even the color is the same.
Eh, is that so?
What a coincidence...
No, it's not really a coincidence at all...
The same as Kodaka's?
Now, let's exchange addresses.
Come on. Hurry it up. Hurry it up.
Sure.
You know how to use the infrared transfer?
Of course.
Kodaka, you must've learned yesterday.
Yeah, I guess.
Come on. I'll exchange with you, too, Yozora.
I don't need your address.
I finally bought one, so you could at least tell me your address.
Do you really want me to tell you that badly?
T-That's not really what I meant.
I'm saying that I don't have the slightest interest in getting your address,
but since we're in the same club, I'll exchange addresses with you to further our club camaraderie.
You should be grateful.
I see. Thank you.
I will accept your feelings.
You can't just accept feelings.
Your face says that you really want it, bitch.
If you want it that badly, show your sincerity.
Sincerity! I-I'm not going to lick your foot or anything!
I don't want it anymore. Yozora, you imbecile!
It wasn't even fun that time.
Sena?
"I'm going to spam Yozora with troll messages, so send me her address."
This is her first mail?
That stupid Meat...
Kodaka, give me Meat's address.
It can't be helped. I'll tell her my address myself.
S-Sure...
What is this?
What's happening?
What the hell is happening?
It's not stopping!
What should I do?
What is that?
My cell phone...
All right, I'm going home.
Help me, Kodaka!
Sure, let me see.
What am I going to do if it can't be fixed?
My cell phone...
No, it's probably fine.
Come on. Don't cry.
We'll be able to fix this. The phone's not broken.
Ah na mo nai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi
Ah, it may just be an insignificant idealistic illusion to escape reality.
imasara docchi datte ii kedo tomodachi-zukuri
That doesn't really matter anymore; but I hope to make friends.
hitori sabishii yatsu dato sagesumu shisen ga ki ni narunda
I'm bothered by the mocking glares thinking that I'm a loner.
uwattsura dake atsumattara sorede ii to omotteiru uchi ni
Just when I was thinking I'll be satisfied once I built up a facade,
are yo are yo to toujou suru hatenkouna yatsura ni
you know, these daring people appear and
my best midasarete yuku atama kuru kyoku ni hibiku hibiku
My best, this disturbing melody starts to conquer my head. It's resounding, resounding.
watashi no mune hisoka ni yosete yuujyufudan-gimi de
Being on the indecisive-side, I bury this feeling deep inside.
my heart tsutae rarenai zan'nen na no wa watashina no ka
I can't get my feelings across! Am I the unfortunate one here?
moya moya o kakiwake tsuke
I'll push my way through the sad feelings!
okizari ni sareta otomegokoro
My maiden heart that was abandoned
ano hi kara kuyande iru
has been sorrowful ever since that day.
hayaku mitsukedashite maigo no kokoro
Hurry and find my lost heart.
Meat, it seems that lately we've entered the age of smartphones.
Smartphones?
I-I've heard of them.
You can do anything with high efficiency, but there are certain conditions that must be met to use one.
It's "smart", so of course you wouldn't be able to use one.
Eh, really?
I lied.
You're really an idiot.
What? I didn't believe you for a second.
For there to be something a goddess like me can't use... It's unthinkable.
Next time:
No
School Swimsuits
This Time
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No school swimsuits this time. ＼(^o^)／
Eh, a swimsuit episode?
Honestly, boys are always drawn immediately to things like swimsuits.